Last updated: 9/2008

At the poker table, are you trying to "play nice" or
are you trying to win? I say...

Screw the Poker Purists!
This Simple Online Poker Strategy Works And It's 100% LEGAL...
WARNING: You will be called S#1+We@sel, D14TBAG (and much worse) if you play this hated poker strategy at the table...but you'll be pulling in all the big pots!
Lock the door, take a seat and keep reading to discover...

The insanely effective (yet highly controversial) technique that makes the "poker purists" furious!

How to finish "in the money" consistently even barely know how to play poker...

What to do when you catch someone else at your table playing the same strategy you're about to discover, and...

4 ways to turn your new skill into cold, hard, spendable CASH...

Dear friend,

My friends laugh their asses off when I play online poker...

Why? Because the insults other players at the table send my way are downright hilarious. I've been the victim of more creative insults than Vanilla Ice, Britney Spears and Tori Spelling combined. And it doesn't bother me one bit...

I never do anything but laugh and build my chip stack. What do I care? This poker strategy they hate so much is 100% legal, 100% ethical, and not too much different than playing "by the book" poker.

(Except you can master this technique in 30 minutes instead of months or years.)

The fact is, my competition isn't upset with me for "cheating..."

...They're Upset Because I'm
Raking In Huge Pots Instead Of Them!
Nothing gets an old-time poker purist red with anger more than consistently getting busted by a new player who hasn't learned to "play by the book."

It makes them feel like they've wasted YEARS playing the "right way" only to see it backfire in their face...with some young, cocky player delivering the bad news.

Because these old-timers do a lot of trash talking about this particular online poker strategy, it's gained a bad reputation. But the reason they're so mad is because it works!

Who's gonna feel bad about playing winning poker? NOT ME!

Here's the complete low-down on this controversial strategy:

You're not screwing anyone, just pissing off the poker purists. It's 100% legal and 100% ethical...

You can build a huge play money bankroll which can then turn it into a good-sized cash bankroll, so you never have to gamble a dime of your own money... (Yes, I'll tell you how this can be done...)

Without a doubt, this is the fastest way to build a huge "play money" bankroll... (The best play money poker tables require you to have a TON of chips to sit down, and I'll show you how to build that chip stack in no time...)

It works dynamite! (I walk you through the system using screenshots from my REAL online poker games, proving it works...)

This is literally the perfect system if you want to start playing poker online, but don't want to lose the shirt off your back doing it. That's what I did...

...I Mastered Online Poker Without Ever
Risking a Dime From My Pocket!
See, if you're like I was, you'd like to perfect online poker without having to dig into your bank account or credit cards to find funds. That's exactly what this strategy allows you to do!

You'll never have to risk a dime of your own cash the way other suckers do. (In fact, you can start playing for FREE. I'll show you where.)

I sit down at play money tables and consistently finish in the top 3... even when other players are hounding me because I "don't know how to play."

They're wrong. It only took me 30 minutes to get good enough at this strategy to start winning from day one. And that's allowed me to collect a HUGE amount of chips which became insanely fun to put to good use.

(When you've got a huge stack, the play money games are just as competitive or more so than the real money games, because only the real players can afford to play. With this strategy, you'll be able to afford the big games no problem.)

Because this system has been so successful for me, I decided to start sharing it with friends. Now they're hooked... and I'm not the only being called a s#(twe@sel!

We're taking online poker rooms by storm. And that leaves one question for everyone else...

Who Else Wants This
Dynamite Poker Strategy?

I'll be honest. I love this strategy, and I REALLY LOVE pissing off the "poker purists".

So, to bring more people over to the "Dark Side", I've developed a special report detailing this incredible strategy. I call it "Poker Squatting Secrets"...and you'll understand why when you read the report.

I don't want to let the cat out of the bag right now, but let's just say it's possible to pile up A LOT of chips without ever playing a single hand. Confused? Don't worry...all will be revealed in the report.

I'll even show you real screenshots taken during LIVE poker games where me and my friends use the "Poker Squatting" strategy to bust the whole table.

"Poker Squatting Secrets" is 100% downloadable, so you can be reading it in minutes from now. And you'd be crazy not too, because...

In 30-Minutes Time You'll Discover...
Why this strategy is not only legal, but also completely ethical...despite what words other players might use to describe you!

The only time pocket AA's and KK's absolutely SUCK!

3 of the only poker sites still accepting American players. (If you're in the U.S. you NEED TO HAVE THIS LIST. It's not an option...)

15 essential poker terms for beginners. (If you don't want to look like a newbie and totally embarrass yourself in front of everyone, you need to know these terms...)

A simple trick for letting your opponents knock each other out...

Why you NEVER NEED TO FEAR the "big stacks" when Poker Squatting.

The secret to building a HUGE play money bankroll which can lead to playing cash games for free.

A step-by-step walk through of this simple strategy in action...including screenshots of actual online poker games.

The biggest mistake players make that keep them from winning...

How to avoid bad beats and getting outdrawn...

The ONLY time it's OK to deviate from this strategy...

The play money games that bring the same quality of action as real money games, so you can increase your skills without increasing your risk...

4 ways you may turn your new poker skills into cold, hard cash...

It's easy to breeze through this special report in one half hour sitting, and just reading it once will give you the skills necessary to sit down and play for the first time. But you might want to read it a couple times, practice what you read...

...And Then Begin Turning
Your New Skill Into Cash!
While you're being threatened and cursed at, you're going to be piling up a HUGE chip stack. (Not to mention boosting your poker-playing skills at the same time, even though it only took you 30 minutes to get good at the system.)

The level of play at the highest play money tables is top notch. You'll boost your game a lot without risking a dime. But it's also a way to take your huge play money bankroll and possibly build a nice cash bankroll.

I don't want to guarantee you'll make cash because I don't know you. For all I know you can't tie your shoes while chewing gum. Maybe you can't do it, but...

...there are 4 methods I'm using RIGHT NOW to make REAL CASH with "poker squatting" on play-money tournaments. I'll reveal all of them in detail inside the special report, but what the heck...I'll go ahead and reveal just one of them right now:

Some online poker sites let you turn in your play money as an entry fee to their real money tournaments. The "bad news", however, is you've got to have a fortune in play money to do it...

Do you see where this is going?

Poker Squatting is HOW you get that huge play money bankroll. It's simple, it's guaranteed and my special report will explain everything...

If you're sick and tired of LOSING every online poker tournament you enter, or if you've always wanted to play online poker but you've never had the confidence...now is your chance. That's because...

...Poker Squatting Allows You To:
Start playing poker online for free...and be winning in less than one hour.

P(s$ off the poker purists who rage when you consistently outlast them. (And a fair warning, they will call you nasty names you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy.)

Boost your poker skills without spending years reading poker books and playing in casinos like the dinosaurs did. (You'll speed through the special report in 30 minutes).

Build a HUGE play money bankroll to let you get in to the big games (where the real poker is) AND possibly enter real money tournaments. Both without risking a dime of your own money...

This is a No Lose, No Risk Strategy...
Seriously, if you follow my advice, you'll never risk a dime of your own money and you'll place in the Top 3 of every tournament that you enter at least 85% of the time. If that's something that would interest you, then I want to see your request for my "Poker Squatting Secrets" report fly into my Inbox ASAP.

Once inside the report, you'll find detailed instructions (including screenshots) on how to...

Outwit the poker purists and mathematical types (even as a beginner...)

Consistently find yourself finishing in the top 3 of play money sit 'n' go's...

Counter other poker players who use the Poker Squatting strategy...

Profit from Poker Squatting using my 4 "top secret" methods... without risking a dime!

But There Is Just One "Catch"...
The Poker Squatting community is an exclusive and very secretive group, so this special report is NOT free. Far from it...

You see, unlike other "basic strategies", the effectivenes of this strategy WILL DECLINE if too many people get their hands on it, so I've actually considered charging as much as $495 for this one report just to keep the group small. In fact, many of my "Poker Squatting" buddies are pissed off at me for breaking my silence and going public with this insanely effective strategy.

It's sort of like a magician revealing all their best tricks!

Oh well...they can suck it!

The way I see it, I can easily let 500 people in on this secret without diminishing its effectiveness. Not only are there hundreds of poker sites all over the Internet, each one of those sites has multiple tournaments going at any one time. So with only 500 trained "Poker Squatters" out there, the chance that we would run across one another is slim.

Still, I will be watching the poker rooms closely (as will other members of my team), and if we notice an influx of poker squatters I WILL shut this site down. Make no mistake about it: I still make more money DOING this strategy then I do TEACHING it, so I'm not about to kill my "cash cow" just to make a quick buck. With that in mind...

I Suggest Acting Now...
Right now, I rarely see other people using this strategy at the table. There are ways to handle them (and I share how in the report). But if EVERYONE is using this strategy, it's not going to work.

There's two ways for me to counteract this:

One, stop selling the report (which would mean you'd be out of luck). Or raise the price to $495.00. (And I bet you don't want that either.)

So don't wait!!! If you act right now your investment is small. In fact, I'm giving a 90% discount to the first 250 Charter Members who get this report, so you can have access to this amazingly effective online poker system for only $99.95 $49.95. (Just enter "early_bird" in the promo code box below to receive the instant discount.)

Again, that's 90% off the standard price, and $50 off what everyone else will have to pay once the 250the copy is sold. (When that happens the price WILL jump to $99.95.)

And best of all, you'll be one of the select few Poker Squatting at the tables...taking out the mathematical players and poker purists (and they get furious, it's great!)

But that's not all...

You've Got To Love This System Or Else...
When you invest in this system, it's 100% risk free. You see, I've seen this system first hand. I know it works because it works for me. But I want YOU to feel the same sense of security I do.

So get "Poker Squatting Secrets" now and take a look. It will only take you 30 minutes to go through... then you'll be ready to start playing. But if you want, read it again just to make sure you have a firm grasp of this powerful system.

Either way, I want you to be ecstatic about this system. I want you to be racing to the nearest poker site as soon as you're finished.

If you're not immediately jumping for the nearest online poker site...

If you're not immediately anxious to start winning with this poker system...

If the system just plain doesn't work for you...

...then write me an email within 56 days (that's a full 8 weeks!) after your purchase for a quick return of your investment. Either you're raving about this system or you get your money back. That's all there is to it.

Your poker game will thank you (and you'll finally get to play some serious poker, risk-free). So I hope to see your name come flying in to my inbox soon. Click the button below to make it happen...